2015 Super Bowl Animal Picks and Predictions

It’s always fun to see animals do human things—like you know, predicting Super Bowl winners. If you’re the type of bettor looking for an alternative way to help you make that Super Bowl betting decision, then read on below and see how some of our fellow members of Kingdom Animalia have fared recently in picking the biggest game of the year.

Still interested on what Homo Sapiens NFL experts think of who will win in the upcoming Super Bowl? We’ve gathered several experts picks and predictions for the upcoming Patriots-Seahawks showdown, which you can read here. Otherwise, a reminder to please refrain from feeding the experts, and off we go…
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Animal Super Bowl Predictions

1. Fred the Pyschic Bunny

[sc:NFL240banner ]Fred is not your children’s rabbit. He is an expert calibre prognosticator, who has hopped his way to picking one of the last two Super Bowl winners correctly. In 2015, he likes the Seahawks. And he’s not the only one. Far more trustworthy animals have thrown their picks behind Seattle…

2. Teddy the Porcupine

Porcupines can be dangerous if they prick you, but they can also be profitable if they pick for you. Before each of the last three Super Bowls, Teddy has selected the container of corn with the Super Bowl winner’s helmet on it, and this year the spiky fellah went back to the well, picking Seattle again.

3. Eli the Ape

You cannot assemble a group of animal experts without discussion Eli the Ape, who has been red hot for the last number of years, picking no less than seven-straight Super Bowls correctly. Impressed? You should be.

Sadly, the streak will not continue, as Eli the Orangutan died in September of last year. Above, we’ve tapped Eli to follow the Seahawks again just because he’s obviously a believer in the Seahawks, having picked them last year. Still, let’s hope that another clairvoyant ape will emerge from the depths of the jungle and pick up where Eli left off.

4. Manatees

Nope, land creatures do not have a monopoly of Super Bowl prognostication as even aquatic animals do have a say. And among the most prominent of them is the pair of manatees—named Buffet and Hugh—who are living in the waters of Mote Marine Laboratory & Aquarium in Sarasota, Florida. Before Super Bowl XLVIII, Buffet went for the Broncos, while Hugh selected the Seahawks. Buffet owns a higher career winning percentage than Hugh but this time around, the latter was the one who came out looking like a genius.

So far, neither manatee has offered a pick to the world, but you can expect one soon. We’ll update here when we have one, we know you’re waiting on baited breath.

Update: Buffet, the more seasoned expert (6/7 in last seven Super Bowls) like the Pats, while Hugh likes the Seahawks.

5. Puppies

It’s hard not to be charmed by the cuteness of batch of puppies, but let’s be honest: they can be amongst the dumbest creatures in the animal kingdom. Last year, on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, puppies picked Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos over the Seahawks, and exposed their demographic’s IQ level for all to see. This time around, we’re looking to more athletic puppies to carry the legacy: the puppies of the infamous Puppy Bowl have selected the Seahawks to win Super Bowl XLIX.

Will another Octopus go against Tom Brady and Bill Belichick again? Stay tuned for updates as we’ll update this page for any new animal predictions for Super Bowl XLIX. For the meantime, you can create a betting account now and see Top Bet’s complete list of betting odds and lines for the biggest sporting event of the year.
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