The Golden State Warriors may have just set a new NBA Playoffs record by going a perfect 12-0 through the first three rounds of the playoffs since the first round was turned into a best-of-seven series, but we here at TopBet aren’t as impressed with that streak compared to that of the true sporting fans’ “bare” essentials: streakers.
Below is our list of the top 10 most memorable (and quite NSFW) moments from birthday suit-loving goons who’ve flashed their goods for all the world see. And without further ado, join us as we shout in unison: “We’re going streaking!”
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Top 10 Fan Flashes and Streakers in Sports
10. Skye’s the Limit
Capitalizing on the notorious success of streaking in sports, Golden Palace Casino hired none other than adult film “actress” Brittney Skye to endorse their product by having the blonde bombshell show off her huge knockers at the 2003 US Open – American flag titty tassels and all.
However, Skye’s appearance at the event seems very tame compared to the rest of the entries on our list. But hey, she still makes it at number 10 because, you know… pornstar.
9. The Sheffield Smooch
We really have to hand it to all the gusty ladies who’ve gone streaking on this list, but there was one particular dame who took her full-frontal mission to a new level.
At a 2005 soccer match, some fan approached Sheffield F.C. defender John Hills mid-game with her top off and managed to give him a peck on a cheek. We don’t think Hills had any reason to be upset with this act, especially since he probably witnessed and inadvertently rubbed the best pair of hills he’d ever seen on the pitch.
8. He Could… Go.. All… The… Way!
Americans are sooo lame when it comes to streaking compared to the Brits, as not everybody has the chutzpah to go completely naked for their literal 15 seconds of fame.
Well, leave it to the US’ finest youngsters to pull off such a brazen move. This one student from Sanford, Florida went all out and ran a good distance of his school’s football field before fleeing in the night. He may have worn a mask to remain anonymous to his peers (which loses points in our books), but that getaway car at the end of the clip is just tasty, preemptively-planned gravy.
7. Gallopin’ Gal
In 2008 over at Australia’s Moruya Jockey Club, some Sheila decided it was a good idea to try and outrun the colts in the nude. Welp, not only did she fail to top a horse’s average speed of 25 mph, she even embarrassed herself by faceplanting right into the manure-scented soil.
At least the fans in attendance were treated to seeing her “Down Under”, and more.
6. The 19th Hole
Making his first of three entries on our list is perhaps the most famous streaker in the history of mankind: Mark Roberts.
One of Roberts’ many creative endeavors was at the 1995 British Open, wherein he needed no kilt whatsoever at the timeless grounds of St. Andrews in Scotland to get his message across. Clever lad, and we’re definitely glad that it wasn’t John Daly himself (pictured above with the frightened woman) who did all the streaking that afternoon.
5. Wonderballs
Here we have another appearance from Roberts, who took the opportunity in the 2000 edition of Wimbledon to flash his misters in the midst of a doubles match involving arguably the hottest female player in the world at that time, Anna Kournikova. The Ravishing Russian was then a sponsor for a bra manufacturer, whose slogan for ads was “Only the ball should bounce”.
How fitting it was, then, for Roberts to don that same slogan on his chest – will the word “ball” in plural form, obviously – and parade it along with his pudgy bod for the entire crowd to see. We bet Queen Elizabeth II bought herself a pair of push-ups after that fiasco, though.
4. For the Red, White and Boob, er… Blue
Man, those Brits our kicking our butts on this list! But not to worry, coz’ Kimberly Webster is here to represent the good ol’ U.S. of A.
During the 2013 President’s Cup, Webster bared it all and trotted onto the greens, all the while carrying the American flag in stride. If that isn’t patriotism, we don’t know what is.
3. This is For Wood(s)
You want more flags or want to get flagged for more obcene snapshots? Leave it to the brave, young lady above, who stormed the 18th hole of the 2000 British Open in all her sexy glory before Tiger Woods secured his fifth-career major title.
Man, we really have to fly out to the Old Course at St. Andrews one of these days to catch an English streaker in the flesh! Pun intended, of course.
2. Wimbledon’s True Winner
If golf’s not really your cup of tea just for the sake of possibly catching a hot streaker, then perhaps tennis in the UK’s most illustrious tournament of the year is where you’ll have equal amounts of success at doing so.
The flashers at Wimbledon have to thank 23-year-old Melissa Johnson, who caught everybody’s eye at the All England Club when she interrupted the men’s singles final. That wonderful image above, in turn, has become an iconic symbol for streaking worldwide. Those glowing faces from Richard Krajicek and MaliVai Washington say it all.
1. This is How You Do It, Janet!
For his magnum opus (at least by American sporting standards, or what’s left of it in this here feature), Mark Roberts finally got his chance to flaunt his junk in the greatest gridiron spectacle of them all: the Super Bowl.
Many will remember Super Bowl XXXVIII for Janet Jackson’s infamous nip slip, and not for the Patriots’ second Super Bowl win in the Brady-Belichick Era. However, many viewers at home weren’t fortunate enough to witness another pair of tatas on the field, albeit that they were courtesy of the comedic Roberts himself.
Never change, you silly wanker (we mean Roberts, not his… you know what).
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