Seventeen weeks of NFL regular season action are in the books, which also means that we’ve been entertained by 17 weeks filled with hypnotic gyrations from the NFL’s hottest sensations. Nope, we’re not talking about post-TD celebrations, but rather the cheerleaders, of course!
Join us as we celebrate the top 10 sultriest squads that mesmerized us from the sidelines this regular season. And if you’re still craving for more of the finest ladies in the world of sports, have another sumptuous serving on us with our special top 10 lists of UFC female fighters as well as the wives and girlfriends of the NBA.
[sc:Football ]The Top 10 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of the 2015-16 Regular Season
10. Denver Broncos
[sc:NBA250 ]Wow, these lasses from the Rockies sure know how to stay fly in Mile High.
Those stunning cowgirl outfits with an orange motif are so good that O.J. Simpson’s probably in his Ford Bronco right now headed for the nearest haberdashery to have an orange prison jumpsuit tailored just for kicks, and to grab more social media headlines that these Denver damsels.
9. New England Patriots
These fleet Foxborough foxes sure know how to show patriotism for their beloved Pats. Let’s now take a moment to salute these babes in Beantown that are doing those stunning red, white and blue uniforms justice.
8. New York Jets
Well looky here… a list where the Jets are actually above the Patriots!
Anyway, the New York Jets Flight Crew isn’t really good at doing their supposed jobs. Instead of telling us to fasten our seatbelts, we just end up unbuckling our own pants’ belts whenever they take the field. Talk about lifting off.
7. Dallas Cowboys
What NFL cheerleaders list would be complete without the beloved Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders? There’s nothing more iconic and time-tested than those blue and white boleros and Daisy Dukes that these sexy cow gals often strut.
And at least Jerry Jones is still getting one of the most important aspects of his franchise done awfully well, right?
6. Jacksonville Jaguars
We’ve always been huge fans of the Jacksonville ROAR’s typical spotted feline attire, but they’re special alternates for Veteran’s Day were something to behold indeed.
Simple yet seductively spunky, their camo motif is hardly a departure from their usual getup, which creates a slight illusion that these wild cats are still on the prowl for our courageous U.S. troops’ attention right in plain sight.
5. San Diego Chargers
Could this be the last season that we’ll get to witness the San Diego Charger Girls strut their stuff in Qualcomm?
We certainly hope the team’s management decides to keep the Chargers identity should they push through with the relocation to Los Angeles. Navy and powder blue never looked so good paired with their patented lightning bolt logo, and these SoCal gals shocked our tender, perverted hearts time and again with their moves during the Chargers’ wildest moments on the field.
4. New Orleans Saints
C’mon, New Orleans Saintsations, stop teasing us every week with those devilish black and gold getups. Those skimpy tops allow for maximum midriff access, turning us more and more into sinners already (although Sean Payton would probably be okay with that).
3. Seattle Seahawks
So, you like midriffs? How about more like upper, low and mid torsos instead?
The Seattle Seagals are experts at rocking their gratuitous standard uniforms, which ultimately leaves you with more questions as for what their outfits are (barely) made out of. Are those shorts legal? Is that your bra that we’re seeing through your top? Can your pompoms wipe the drool off our slobbering faces right now, please?
2. Philadelphia Eagles
Well it looks like the vixens from Philly are way ahead of the rest of their competition, simply by refusing to put on any semblance of a decent outfit nowadays. Judging from that image above, we’re betting that the Eagles’ wardrobe designer just phoned-in this concept after gawking at the girls’ locker room selfies in nothing but their underwear.
Who are we to complain, though? Contrary to popular (or more like pop culture) belief, it’s not always sunny in Philadelphia. But when these Eagles cheerleaders take full flight on the field for a dance number, the stage truly lights up brighter than at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
1. Miami Dolphins
Speaking of sunny, just how lucky are the Dolphins to be playing in warm, wonderful Miami? Their location is the perfect setting for the best women, wins and weather. (Errrm… not so much for the second item on that list, though). You’ll know what we’re talking about once winter season comes and the NFL’s other cheerleading squads start donning those unflattering jackets to cover up those smokin’ bods.
And yes, we kinda copped that “women wins and weather” line from Kendrick Lamar (and the West Coast to an extent), but we believe that Will Smith is the only guy who truly knows how to appreciate South Beach’s bountiful booty such as the Fins’ flaunty and feisty femme fatales.
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